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Man, Canadian Santas are fucking dicks, lol. I vote for Joss to pull his fake beard off and pee on his lap.
That's what happens to bad Santas in the good ol' USofA, Ma'am.
Just doing my part for homeland security...
Keeping evil Canadians out by making us look scary, when everyone knows the US is the land of milk and honey, with children who play in strawberry rivers, with gumdrop smiles and marshmallow butterflies.
Apart from New Jersey... that place sucks... and Arizona... and Nevada... Arkansas... Rhode Island... Minnesota... Georgia...
Man, Canadian Santas are fucking dicks, lol. I vote for Joss to pull his fake beard off and pee on his lap.
That's what happens to bad Santas in the good ol' USofA, Ma'am.
Keeping evil Canadians out by making us look scary, when everyone knows the US is the land of milk and honey, with children who play in strawberry rivers, with gumdrop smiles and marshmallow butterflies.
Apart from New Jersey... that place sucks... and Arizona... and Nevada... Arkansas... Rhode Island... Minnesota... Georgia...
Fine...