I think Kevin qualifies as a victim of a natural disaster (and metaphorical sex). I'm sending him some canned food and blankets. And bug spray. Also, I'm strangely attracted to Pandora... And Jocelyn... And the chick in the spider porn movie...
E_P - I know, eh? I've actually never been to hamilton but the place emanates a feeling of hopelessness and despair I picked up on from sixty km away (my apologies to anyone from Hamilton but... it's true).
TIOS - knockerrrrrrrss!!!!!!!
50's Plastic Yaya-City meets Canadian Den of Depression.
What a blast it could be.