Comic 327 - Christmas Day

25th Dec 2011, 4:59 PM
Christmas Day
Average Rating: 5 (3 votes)
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Author Notes:

fingerwitch 25th Dec 2011, 4:59 PM edit delete
fingerwitch
Season's Greetings motherfuckerrs.

Here's a helpful reference if you have trouble understanding the words and/or concepts presented in this comic.

FRIEND n. A person who makes no positive contributions to your life whatsoever. "Best Friend" denotes a person who actively akes your life difficult and/or miserable. Synonyms: Asshole, I hate you. Ex: "My friend got me this tasteful mug for christmas"; "My Best Friend peed in my coffee this morning"

GOSH n? A word I have never, ever used in a conversation. Synonyms: ? Ex: "????"

TASTEFUL adj. Something with no monetary value, usefulness or aesthetic sensibility. Synonyms: Shitty, stupid, pointless. Ex: "A man texted me a tasteful video of his penis today"; "Family Guy is a tasteful show"

Comments:

Effigy_Power 25th Dec 2011, 10:37 PM edit delete reply
Effigy_Power
Lee is taking some hit there, eh?

PS: Also, I think tasteful rather describes something that has ended up rather well when it had all the potential for being disgusting.
fingerwitch 25th Dec 2011, 11:29 PM edit delete reply
fingerwitch
Lee has a need, a need for weed.

Tasteful things make me go "aaarg!"
ThornsInOurSide 25th Dec 2011, 11:37 PM edit delete reply
ThornsInOurSide
The Joss in the second panel is the awesomest Joss ever!
fingerwitch 26th Dec 2011, 6:26 AM edit delete reply
fingerwitch
She is full of hate.
Lunamy 30th Dec 2011, 12:44 AM edit delete reply
Lunamy
I really like her shirt though. I want one like that. But not this bright and shiny.
fingerwitch 31st Dec 2011, 2:19 AM edit delete reply
fingerwitch
I will bear that in mind if ever I start merchandising.