As of when this was writen I am three hours into my attempt to quit smoking. By the time you read this I may have broken down and started smoking my ass off again but... for the time being... go me? I guess. I want to bite someone.
Disclaimer: Guys who use the word "enchanted" usually fat weirdos who look like Carl Reiner. Women don't actually say "tee hee" when faced with the word "enchanted". Handkissing not only out of style, but also active vector for 42 different diseases. "Fuck" in margins done on purpose. Jess' smile brought to you by that grinning cat from Alice in Wonderland. Background not actually made of fur.
Wow, lot of disclaimers. Good luck kickin' the lymphoma-stix tho.
I say tee hee all the god damn time. For no reason whatsoever.
I broke down and shared a cigarette with my mom today. I just, you know, I was trying to drive and I was all jittery and I didn't think it was safe to drive with the jitters so really, in the long run, it was good for me.
Wow, lot of disclaimers. Good luck kickin' the lymphoma-stix tho.
Like the comic, good luck with the whole quitting the smoking thing.
I broke down and shared a cigarette with my mom today. I just, you know, I was trying to drive and I was all jittery and I didn't think it was safe to drive with the jitters so really, in the long run, it was good for me.