Comic 314 - The Wedding Part III - The Reception - Page 1

13th Nov 2011, 11:49 PM
The Wedding Part III - The Reception - Page 1
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fingerwitch 13th Nov 2011, 11:49 PM edit delete
fingerwitch
"Don't look now but I think your wife is a muppet..."

There is no way any of this could possibly backfire.

Comments:

ThornsInOurSide 14th Nov 2011, 12:12 AM edit delete reply
ThornsInOurSide
A nail technician who's not Vietnamese?! I'd sooner believe Lee owns Ted's Bar and Grill!
machinehead 14th Nov 2011, 12:47 AM edit delete reply
machinehead
I agree with Thorns, there is no such thing as a non Vietnamese nail tech.
fingerwitch 14th Nov 2011, 3:10 PM edit delete reply
fingerwitch
... really? Is that a thing? I don't know about this shit, I don't have enough fingernails to be technicianed....
Effigy_Power 14th Nov 2011, 11:20 AM edit delete reply
Effigy_Power
Is that really a job you proudly announce like that?
"Hi, my name is Thorns and I am THE dog-poo picker-upper for the whole northern part of Delaware."
You dig?

Also I think Jess got into the Burton-Wine again.
fingerwitch 14th Nov 2011, 3:14 PM edit delete reply
fingerwitch
Burton Wine, vintage 1999, grapes personally squished by Johnny Depp's feet, then processed through an unnecessarily complicated series of machines, quality checked by Christopher Lee and the ghost of Vincent Price and distributed with Helena Bonham Carter's face in horror makeup on the bottle. Available at your local wine merchant, who will speak with an unconvincing cockney accent and possibly dance around like a maniac before selling it to you.
fingerwitch 14th Nov 2011, 3:15 PM edit delete reply
fingerwitch
Furthermore, the wine is both white and red, layered in the bottle for a white and purple striped effect.
ThornsInOurSide 14th Nov 2011, 10:13 PM edit delete reply
ThornsInOurSide
Hey, I do it for pleasure, not business!
Effigy_Power 15th Nov 2011, 11:28 AM edit delete reply
Effigy_Power
You're a fucking artist, man.