Comic 308 - The Wedding Part II - The Ceremony - Page 2

23rd Oct 2011, 1:22 PM
The Wedding Part II - The Ceremony - Page 2
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fingerwitch 23rd Oct 2011, 1:22 PM edit delete
fingerwitch
Joss: So, are you here for Marc's wedding too?

Buddy: No! I work at the used car lot around the corner. There's a '01 Honda Accord I think you should have a look at.

And so begins the exciting tale of how Joss buys a new used car.

Also, this church gets bigger when you try to walk around the corner. In retrospect, I should have called it Church of Leaves. Furthermore, before someone tries to correct me, the spelling mistake on the sign is intentional.

Comments:

ThornsInOurSide 23rd Oct 2011, 3:05 PM edit delete reply
ThornsInOurSide
I guess this means that if Joss was a car she'd be a used '01 Honda accord... This car is only good for driving off a cliff and collecting insurance.
ThornsInOurSide 23rd Oct 2011, 3:06 PM edit delete reply
ThornsInOurSide
Also, used car salesmen are like vultures. They smell decay and death and come running.
fingerwitch 23rd Oct 2011, 11:07 PM edit delete reply
fingerwitch
Hey, don't hate on the Honda. I am a proud owner of a '98 Civic and she may be rusted to shit and literally falling apart on the road but damnit, she's never let me down. Great little car, if it wasn't for all the salt on the roads in this godforsaken province, she'd still be running like a dream.

I love my Honda.
fingerwitch 23rd Oct 2011, 11:07 PM edit delete reply
fingerwitch
Also I have a friend who is a used car salesman and I resent that.
Effigy_Power 23rd Oct 2011, 9:09 PM edit delete reply
Effigy_Power
<claps hands>
Oh geez, I hope we can stay until 6pm.
fingerwitch 23rd Oct 2011, 11:12 PM edit delete reply
fingerwitch
Whales! Moms and Tots present: The Story of Jonah.

It's a whale of a good time for the whole family!
Effigy_Power 24th Oct 2011, 1:04 AM edit delete reply
Effigy_Power
And it's all for a good porpoise.
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<rimshot>
ThornsInOurSide 24th Oct 2011, 8:56 PM edit delete reply
ThornsInOurSide
Joss is wearing one of those dresses with a triangular cut out to showcase her cleavage. But she ain't got none... Fail...
Effigy_Power 25th Oct 2011, 11:10 AM edit delete reply
Effigy_Power
Actually the ones with the upturned triangular cut are for women with smaller breast-sizes. The cleavage-pronouncing ones have the tip of the triangle point down.
Also why am I not surprised you didn't know that? Muahahahaha.
fingerwitch 25th Oct 2011, 1:14 PM edit delete reply
fingerwitch
Thanks eff, good lookin out bro.
ThornsInOurSide 27th Oct 2011, 11:57 PM edit delete reply
ThornsInOurSide
So, if it's pointing up like that, it's her way of saying, "I have small tits!"
fingerwitch 28th Oct 2011, 2:15 PM edit delete reply
fingerwitch
Anything more than a hand full is a waste.