Comic 304 - The Wedding Part I - The Invitation - Page 1 (New Update Schedule - See Below)

9th Oct 2011, 12:30 PM
The Wedding Part I - The Invitation - Page 1 (New Update Schedule - See Below)
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fingerwitch 9th Oct 2011, 12:30 PM edit delete
Hello gentle readers. Thank you for your patience during my alcohol induced coma. Also, happy thanksgiving.

As a barfday present to myself, I have decided to start uploading shit again. This is not the first time I have announced my renewed interest in OFaS but hopefully the last (whatever that means).

I sincerely apologize for the mediocrity of this comic but it should be noted that I haven't drawn but jack and shit in like three months and getting back on the horse is difficult. In my case, the horse is that sad ass motherfucker from that movie about the depressed horse.

But I digress. The most important thing is that I have decided to join every other sane comixer and start uploading my pages one at a time rather than trying and failing to do them all at once. Since my comix do not have any discernable punchlines anyway, this will not be a problem.

The new update schedule will be two pages a week, on Sundays and Thursdays. If I do not follow this schedule, feel free to come over to my house and beat me with whatever's handy and/or bring me motivational chocolate.

Thank you again (if anybody is reading) for your unyielding faith in my long period of inactivity.

God be with you.


Effigy_Power 9th Oct 2011, 12:53 PM edit delete reply
You haven't shit in three months?

PS: Is Joss insane? Are there no other men in Canada? Does Lee only have one shirt? Find out more next time.
ThornsInOurSide 9th Oct 2011, 1:16 PM edit delete reply
Great, this means neither of them is getting laid at this wedding. Because you go to weddings to meet desperate women. This isn't going to be the same sex marriage, is it?
fingerwitch 9th Oct 2011, 11:42 PM edit delete reply
Eff - 1. No, I haven't and it's a real problem... 2. Joss is a sad person, but don't worry, she grows a pair in the exciting Part two of Marcus' wedding. 3. Canada is not exactly Land of the Alluring Men. 4. Lee has, like, three. Find out next week!

Thorns - People may get laid and or violently rejected at the wedding. I've never managed to pick up anybody at a wedding (although I've only ever been to 1 1/2, which means the accuracy of following comics might be some what skewed). And The Gay will come up in the exciting Part Two, however it is a heterosexual marriage. :(
Effigy_Power 10th Oct 2011, 12:26 AM edit delete reply
How do you go to half a wedding?
Did someone marry him/herself?
fingerwitch 10th Oct 2011, 12:20 PM edit delete reply
My aunt and uncle had sort of two weddings - they had the "official" wedding which was performed at city hall and only attended by immediate family, and then the "reception/wedding" wedding the next day which was a big ritualistic ceremony during which we sacrificed a pig in keeping with my family's traditions. So technically it was not an official wedding in the eyes of the law. Thus the half wedding.

When they make self-marriage legal I am TOTALLY going to become Mrs. and Mrs. Andrea Gigeroff. I already have an engagement ring and everything. I love me. So much.
ThornsInOurSide 10th Oct 2011, 7:05 PM edit delete reply
Andrea couldn't get laid even if it was her own wedding.
fingerwitch 10th Oct 2011, 7:15 PM edit delete reply
I get laid every day, by myself. It's awesome - can't get myself pregnant, can't give myself a STD, and I know I am and always will be deeply in love with me.
Effigy_Power 11th Oct 2011, 3:10 PM edit delete reply
"can't give myself a STD"...

Well, unless you already have one. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
fingerwitch 12th Oct 2011, 10:19 AM edit delete reply