Comic 281 - Babies - Page 2

20th Mar 2011, 7:59 AM
Babies - Page 2
Average Rating: 5 (2 votes)
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fingerwitch 20th Mar 2011, 7:59 AM edit delete
I hate when you talk to some Mothers (you know, those women who make rearing children a whole lifestyle) and say that you don't want to have kids and they give you this freaky look like "why wouldn't you want to have kids, all women want to have kids, there must be something wrong with you".

Kids are creepy and gross and they spew fluids and break really easily and and destroy your social life and grow up to hate their parents.


Effigy_Power 21st Mar 2011, 2:17 AM edit delete reply
Plus they are not compatible with 360-games. And I already spent all that money.
moizmad 21st Mar 2011, 9:56 AM edit delete reply
Hope you enjoyed Fargo.
Shaman 22nd Mar 2011, 8:32 AM edit delete reply
...and they cost a lot of money ...and they take all your energy ...and you always have to be there for them ...and you always have to miss work because they're either sick all the time or school has way too many fucking days off and don't give a shit that parents need to work to pay for food, shelter, gas, clothes, school supplies, sex, video games, booze, medicine, etc.

But just one look at their puppy dog eyes (when they pull down your tv(S) off the fucking wall unit for the second fucking time), will just make you forget about all that other stuff.

Yes... i'm a loving parent of two.
fingerwitch 23rd Mar 2011, 6:46 AM edit delete reply
Mo - Always do.

Shaman - aww... wait you mean there are MORE of you? Uh oh.
Shaman 28th Mar 2011, 10:32 AM edit delete reply
Yeah... the vasectomy i got for my 13th birthday didn't take, apparently.
mathias42 26th Mar 2012, 11:15 AM edit delete reply
Ah, but before the grow-up-to-hate-thier-parents thing, you have MINIONS! Tehre's nothing better than hitting the local zombie walk with my two little girls....especially when Lydia insists on being Zombie Rainbow Brite. Teaching them to play violent video games, Explaing the diffrence between Michal Myers and Freddy Kruger, Sending them to Show and Tell with a bag of fake blood...good times.